I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize
