HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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