Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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