i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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