Life is so much better after having sex.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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