if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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