suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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