How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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