How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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