We won't sleep together?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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