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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.

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  We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.

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  Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.

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• (516): View more from New York

  The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.

  (219): View more from Indiana

  I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy

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• (714): View more from California

  I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation

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