I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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