hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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