and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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