Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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