i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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