i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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