whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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