6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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