wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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