D3 body, D1 cock
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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