I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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