In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
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Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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