Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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