Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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