My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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