How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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