drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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