We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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