Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch