do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
