every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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