all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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