butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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