dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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