I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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