whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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