So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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