I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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