we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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