I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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