My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
organizing the empties. That sober.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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