I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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