there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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