I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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