On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
