so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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