Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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