So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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