just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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