I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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