Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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