I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Oh god it's open bar.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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