You surviving the open bar?
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Found the puke drawer
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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