Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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